Baffled (1973)

Baffled (1973)

This isn’t actually a film; it’s a television pilot that didn’t go anywhere, really. As a film, there’s not much to recommend it. As a television show, it’s a shame it didn’t happen, because the premise is kind of cute. So Leonard...
The Iguana with the Tongue of Fire (1971)

The Iguana with the Tongue of Fire (1971)

A lot of this genre of film reads as follows: exotic, misogynistic murders and attacks, kind of cobbled together with multicolored bits of cinematic Playdoh for story. This film is no exception, but is executed poorly enough it was pretty hard to sit through. The...
Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny (1972)

Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny (1972)

We are back from our vacation – and we are back with a BANG! I’m going to be honest. Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny is awful. Not even like – “cute” awful. Just really horrible, with some of the most unwittingly depressing creature...
October 28th: Blacula (1972)

October 28th: Blacula (1972)

This post is not only our feature for our Tuesday night B-movie viewing (see the comments for viewing transcript), but is also the twenty-eighth in my 31 Days of Vampires! series for October 2014. “An ancient African prince, turned into a vampire by Dracula...
October 6th: Martin (1977)

October 6th: Martin (1977)

This post is the sixth in my 31 Days of Vampires! series for October 2014. We’ve all got those weirdies in the family. The cousin who smells like feet. The in-laws who smack their lips when eating soup. The granduncle who picks you up from the train and says,...