Journey to the Center of the Earth (1959)

Journey to the Center of the Earth (1959)

As far as I know, Journey to the Center of the Earth (1959) is the first cinematic version of Jules Verne’s 1884 novel Voyage au centre de la terre. The book, which has not held up as well (scientifically) as Verne’s other efforts, is the adventurous...
Angry Red Planet (1959)

Angry Red Planet (1959)

Touted by vintage cinema buffs as a favorite piece from director Ib Melchior (R.I.P. this last week), The Angry Red Planet nevertheless has widely disparate reviews. Many of these discussions seem to hinge on whether the special effects are “so bad they’re...
Alien Outlaw (1985) – Rifftrax version

Alien Outlaw (1985) – Rifftrax version

I ain’t gonna lie – 1985’s Alien Outlaw looks like some tortuous viewing. Predicated on a “wild west” modern-day shoot-’em-up involving a few scantily clad nymphs and a trio of ex-television cowboys, the few viewer responses one can...
Swamp Thing (1982)

Swamp Thing (1982)

You ready to get swampy wit’ it? A special 9:30 late-night edition of Swamp Thing is happening! And it’s happening tonight! And we will probably end up sad and sorry! 1982’s Swamp Thing: yet another film here on B-movie BFFs based off a comic series...
R.O.T.O.R. (1989) – Rifftrax edition

R.O.T.O.R. (1989) – Rifftrax edition

Today – on a lark – we are departing from our formula. Instead of watching a relatively iconic or significant entry in the annals of B-movie film, we are hitting it old-school: a terrible terrible terribleness experience that has no silver lining nor...