White Savior, the Movie – I mean, The Phantom (1996)

I figured the best way to introduce myself would be two hallmarks of my personality: a weird obsession with Billy Zane, and disillusionment. Ha! Silly, disillusionment isn’t a personality trait. Anyway, since the premier of the most excellent Black Panther this...
The 13th Warrior (1999)

The 13th Warrior (1999)

Is it just me, or are kick-ass Viking films hard to come by? Which SHOULDN’T BE THE CASE, but it kind of is. I’ve even got a little rule of thumb: if a Hollywood film features a character named “Hrothgar”, viewers beware! Films based on Michael...
Masters of the Universe (1987)

Masters of the Universe (1987)

Believe it or not B-movie BFFs gets more “action” here (and on Facebook) when we show a little skin! Well, I’m happy to comply! Next Tuesday’s film features some blonde, buff, freshly-baked cheesecake! An astonishingly large number of straight...